Just a Lion in Suburbia

  • zeus:Hey I just met you,
  • zeus:and this is crazy,
  • zeus:but I just turned into an animal and fucked you with genitalia that are not meant for penetrative sex with human beings and impregnated you with my demi-god child
  • zeus:so raise him maybe.







Whoever made this; Thank you from the bottom of my heart. This is amazing. Just, believe me.

What the hell D:
The stuff I was typing I didn’t even know I felt.





Hey, I mean…this would’ve been great and all, but I guess their program couldn’t keep up with my lightning-speed typing skills *add sprinkle of sarcasm here*…
because I typed all of this stuff, and it typed the first couple letters, froze, and then the site crashed.

Whoever made this; Thank you from the bottom of my heart. This is amazing. Just, believe me.

What the hell D:

The stuff I was typing I didn’t even know I felt.

Hey, I mean…this would’ve been great and all, but I guess their program couldn’t keep up with my lightning-speed typing skills *add sprinkle of sarcasm here*…

because I typed all of this stuff, and it typed the first couple letters, froze, and then the site crashed.


Regina Spektor - Patron Saint [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
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Patron Saint - Regina Spektor from What We Saw from the Cheap Seats

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Patron Saint - Regina Spektor


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Story of a Five Year-Old Avenger, Meeting the Avengers

“Hi, Loki!” my wife said (100% sure she didn’t know Tom Hiddleston’s name). “Can my son get a picture with you?” she asked. “Can I put him on my shoulders?” Loki asks. “Um … okay?” is Jill’s response and hands Tom Hiddleston our son.  He hoists him up on to his shoulders (I should mention that this guy is like 8 feet tall), and my wife takes out her Blackberry, only to find that it’s on its last battery leg. Nonetheless she manages to get a couple of shots.  Hiddleston puts Edison down, shakes his hand and says goodbye…

… Evans crouches down next to Edison, who extends his hand and shakes the hand of The First Avenger. “Can I see your shield?” Evans asks and Edison hands his battered toy shield over. “Wow, you’re getting a lot of use out of this. You fighting a lot of bad guys with this?” he asks.  Chris Evans and Edison proceed to have a conversation about the finer points of shields and fighting the enemy.